Lol! I have to say that this question is full of humor and I have to agree with the question. Unless you are on a face time chat or on some type of listening device (ie cell phone, telephone, tablet), you can hear the other person. But we (humans), have a gift of processing details in our mind or brain of the things we read into feelings or imagination. So as funny as this question was, it was a well thought out question - Thank you.